When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Get the Taste test mug.The response when you consume a drink or food that you or someone you know has made and they ask you how it tastes. However, whatever concoction is currently in contact with your tongue is indecipherable and you can't really say that it tastes like anything particularly good or bad, simply "it tastes".
Person A: "Hey, what did you think of my smoothie I made? I put a bunch of fruit in there."
Person B: *Trying to understand the superposition of flavours in their mouth* "Hmmmm... it tastes"
Person B: *Trying to understand the superposition of flavours in their mouth* "Hmmmm... it tastes"
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Get the it tastes mug.referring to a drink that tastes great but also has a lot of benefits
originally referring to REZ. rezbev.com
originally referring to REZ. rezbev.com
boy: "wow this drink has immune support, electrolytes, 0-sugar, 10-calories, only 1-carb, and tastes great"
Girl: "That is a REZ it has great taste with benefits"
Girl: "That is a REZ it has great taste with benefits"
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And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
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Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
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Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021
Get the Taste like hotel carpet mug.SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.
*two weeks later*
Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.
*two weeks later*
Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.
by astroboto August 4, 2021
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