squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.

Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.

by fun fact September 30, 2011

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018