Neverland Ranch

When Michael Jackson gets a kid onto his Ferris wheel and the kid rides him to completion at the top.

The orgasm produces The Neverland Ranch.

"Hey buddy, want to go to the county fair and recreate The Neverland Ranch?"

by Plattimus April 22, 2025

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Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025

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Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

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Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024

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Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

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Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by anonymous May 30, 2024

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