Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 8, 2024

Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.

Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.

by SpecialKray December 13, 2022

muddy

coolest nigga alive, who can hate mud?

you: muddy is so cool!!
me: so true

by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023