Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

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High as Mountain

When you cant see strait and need help..... To reach the the highest point in life. Whether it is on drugs or on life. The top.

I couldn't see strait because the highest point of the mountain has been reached. High as Mountain

by Justanaverageperson October 16, 2012

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Snowcapping the Mountains

When one is feeling rather filthy and enjoying a poo so much that after creating a mountain of brown, One 'caps' it with a snow cap of sperm

'Just gonna nip to the shitter to get snowcapping the mountains'

by Adam - first man to get laid September 24, 2012

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A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.

The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.

Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?

Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend

by RR. November 13, 2011

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