Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli

by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.

"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."

by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet

My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.

by sis24pig July 27, 2023

human-generated

Now that AI is the ghostwriter for everything, we need a term for "human generated" content.

My book is 100% human-generated. Hi had to click a Captcha to confirm that I was human and that I had written the book without any AI enhancements.

by jmacofearth September 12, 2023

Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.

“Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”

by Enigme December 1, 2021

human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 1, 2021