god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

by SumRandoDud December 6, 2018

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Take him to town on a leash

Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog

'I'm gonna take you to town...

On a leash!'

Take him to town on a leash

by Miss_Johnston June 11, 2011

put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

by oumpalumbalookingthangg May 6, 2019

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018

Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.

If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.

by MathPlus January 2, 2019