Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.

Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?

"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."

by torispseudonym June 12, 2024

Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024

Hag

Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.

"This crazy old Hag cursed my son!"

by anonymous April 22, 2024

hag digger

a derogatory slur for an older trans-woman.

Look at that fuckin' hag digger over there.

by gratesage April 27, 2024

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

Hag

Evil old man, considered frightful or ugly.

Jason is such a hag. He scares small children at Halloween.

by Hunny Bunny March 20, 2024