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Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.
“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”
by Flatch76 March 15, 2022
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fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.
<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"
by rex_corvorum March 27, 2022
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Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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Fur baby

a cute dog or other free pet who loves to snuggle
oh who is my little fur baby
by Voidoutdoors September 7, 2024
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fur anchor

Q: Hey, want to get a bite to eat later?

A: No, I’ve got to go home and let my fur anchor shit in the neighbor’s yard.
by NCElm November 23, 2024
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fur puppy

An alternative word to name a person, or a thing that’s interesting. Could be used to call an extremely attractive individual, or extremely repulsive, an alternative name and/or Nickname. Could also be used to label a persons private parts as well.
-A car drives by and Jacob says “That fur puppy is nice son!”

- chaice was eating cereal straight out the frame and yelled “This fur puppy is tasty!”
- Caleb looked down at his brothers bulge and said “I can see that fur puppy through your jeans son!”
by CNastyCSwiggs November 27, 2024
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Fur Abuser

A person in the Roblox gameDress to Impress” that overuses the fur set in the game. A fur abuser is typically new to the game.
Player: omg the fur abuser got 1st place.
by matchacloudss December 14, 2024
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