When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.
I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.
by davidovix September 21, 2025
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by Jimmy Sanders 67676767 January 7, 2026
Get the Cinnamon toast crunch man mug.A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
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Get the Pit Crunch mug.A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024
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