Bryan

The Pookiest pook of all tha pooks (also thicc af)

Damn Bryan got some thicc ass thighs

by Lollipop La’Flare November 22, 2021

Bryan

Has a beautiful girlfriend who’s name is kiana

Bryan has a amazing girlfriend named kiana

by B + k = happinesses November 22, 2021

Bryan

Has a big slong and very handsome is very athletic and Rich people with the name Bryan usually treat women with good care and buy them anything they want. People with the name Bryan usually pack around 8-12 inches

Bryan keep going

Bryan why is it so big

I love u Bryan

by I_love_latinass November 22, 2021

Bryan

He’s a tall,funny, and has big dick energy 😫. He’s and amazing person in and out if yk what I mean 😏. He will fuck your sister and mom on the same night no doubt. You can trust Bryan with anything⁉️ He’s a great and loving guy. He wants a gf so this his number 😉 [phone]!!!

Ashley: Did you see Bryan yesterday his dick was so massive! Alexsis: yes I’d turn gay for Bryan!!

by Strezzy_1738 November 23, 2021

Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025

Bryan

A skinny fat dude who acts cool but he a fag with no penis

Bryan is a gook

by Andy estimated November 23, 2021

Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021