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X-Bruce-Lee

Someone: Have you seen X-Bruce-Lee
XBL: (autistic noises)
by Yes Yes No but Ok December 29, 2022
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The Church of Bruce Lee

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.
"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."
by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023
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Bruce

Bruce is the most beautiful and amazing boy you will ever meet. He is so sweet and caring and he is the best boyfriend. You are so lucky if you can claim yourself a Bruce.
"Bruce is my amazing boyfriend!"
by itsbayaofcc November 20, 2023
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Bruce

He is a kind person who is selfless but gets too attached too easily, beware if you make him too upset he isn’t afraid to tell you to “STOP” he’s not afraid to share his opinions no matter how controversial they may be, doesn’t like fast paced games and will exit the room if it’s not fair, and sometimes he’s just there
Bruce said loudly, “SLOW DOWN!”
by bllabot November 22, 2023
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Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023
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BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023
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