Benjamin

The most mediocre averagely-devious chap

Benjamin. Really? You really are the king of average. The prince of irrelevant. The knight of useless and the soldier of weird.

by Darwizzi the pizzi February 16, 2023

Benjamin

A “munch”, simply put.

“that guy Benjamin does everything his girlfriend tells him to do, he’s such a munch”

by thuggertheed January 13, 2024

Benjamin

When someone is sexually attracted to both 80+-year-olds and 11-year-olds

Oh my god, you‘re such a Benjamin!

by HansPuetus January 29, 2024

Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches

Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Benjamin McMullen

Benjamin is a beast in bed. I would know 😏

Person 1: “Did you hear that Jane Doe had sex with Benjamin McMullen?”

Person 2: “No, but I did hear that he was a beast in bed!”

by CallMeKFC October 12, 2023

Abby Benjamin

Abbie Benjameen is a five foot three girl born on July 2nd 2008 and has brown hair and blue eyes with glasses and a white bracelet

abby Benjamin is the alpha male in the pack and likes to snarl at kids with Lulu pops and old men with ballet shoes

by googleearth October 18, 2023

Benjamin

Slang for a $100 bill

Waiter: Hey, you gonna tip me?

Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin

Waiter: Fuck you!

by Raycroc1940 November 5, 2023