Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

White Boy Wednesday

White boys don't get enough credit for everything they've. That's why this Holiday known as White Boy Wednesday will be celebrated the first Wednesday of August. It is celebrated to remember all the white boys and to remember the simpler times: times with no women

Today I Celebrated White Boy Wednesday. I love white boys.

by Groontsquad August 7, 2024

Bag Wednesday

The Wednesday between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday, celebrated by playing cornhole. Preferably at Penn-Ohio Cornhole.

I will be spending Bag Wednesday at Penn-Ohio, playing cornhole with family and friends.

by Siwel069 April 16, 2025

Wednesday

1. The middle of the workweek, often named "Hump Day", where people begin to see hope.

1. It is the middle of the week, Wednesday, and I am so glad Friday is coming.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

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<.0.6.7.6.0.>Try Again, Next Wednesday, You Smoked Camel Burp<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>Try Again, Next Wednesday, You Smoked Camel Burp<.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Wednesday Friendsday

An excuse to get drunk with friends mid week

I really shouldn’t have a drink tonight but..Wednesday friendsday!!

by Bfab46 December 7, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022