Fair

A straight male that has done enough fairy ass things to be considered a true fair.

The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.

by FrickJames October 15, 2020

fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits

1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer

by ashproh December 7, 2011

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

fair and balanced

An oxymoron for Fox News

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.

"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"

by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024