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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting
This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet
by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017
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Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.
Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet
by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012
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L Sheet

Sticking two cigarette papers together in an 'L' shape to create a longer roll. Usually used to make bigger joints.
"Hey man pass the MaryJane, Imma gonna roll an L Sheet"
by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012
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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
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Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
by Mermaid Mel March 11, 2023
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three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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