thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.

“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”

by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.

Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".

by IncestWill June 18, 2017

Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

thank yoos

A way of saying 'thank you' in plural context.

Parent: can you guys do your chores today?
Children: sure

Parent: Thank yoos

by Cyclone March 10, 2017

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016