Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

Scratch and sniff

When someone scratches their privates and then sniff their fingers.

Bruh did you just scratch and sniff?

by Baller976 May 21, 2023

Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’

We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service

by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023

Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Scratch

Fuck off

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text

by A noym April 28, 2025

Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 17, 2025