Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.

Jimbo is on the grind. He must swim in the milk.

by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

by just an old dude June 29, 2025

[adult swim]

A late-night TV programming block for adults created by Cartoon Network. If you don't wanna write adult swim then write as, you dildo

Damn, I love 12. Oz. Mouse and Superjail! Intact I love all adult swim jokes all together!

by Kids Sati June 30, 2025

Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.

Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!

by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025