swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

swedish teenager

A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.

She looks like a dead rat.

Oh yeah, I see that, she is clearly a typical Swedish teenager.

by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020

Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.

John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*

by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

swedish exchange

The act of blowing smoke in one person’s mouth into another’s mouth.

“Bro did you see those girls? They just did a swedish exchange, it was so hot.”

by B1840ndvek November 21, 2017

swedish eagle

Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.

Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle

by Zebedee398 March 2, 2018

swedish raincoat

Two uncircumcised gentlemen go cap to cap and foreskins are joined by clear adhesive tape. A third gentleman is then called upon urinate on the joined penis executing a golden shower downpour on the tightly sealed package. Meanwhile, the two joined men jerk one anther off vigorously while basking in the warm steady stream of hot urine. Their respective members stay safe and dry from the "Swedish raincoat" that they have created.

Thank god for that sweet Swedish raincoat we made last night, I just heard that fancy peters golden shower was tainted with the herpes. That yellow acid rain would have destroyed our Weiner's if it weren't for that tight Swedish raincoat.

by Robust gentleman February 13, 2017