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Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
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gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom
Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
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Templemore train station

Templemore Train Station.
Templemore Train Station.
by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023
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Babe Station

A females residence that a dude (who is usually a couch crashing loser or drug dealer of some kind) uses as a place to stash his belongings while he’s in between girlfriends and places to stay. He usually convinces this female that he is into her for the long-haul, but quickly changes his tune as soon as the next babe opens her door.
Fred: where’s Todd been staying at lately?
Doug: oh he’s been babe stationed over at Stephanie’s apartment
Fred: are they in love??
Doug: nah…but Stephanie thinks so!
by Breeeeezus July 26, 2023
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You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
by EEEFIN September 8, 2023
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milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.
Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.
by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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