Come Said the Boy

It was a party night,
It was the end of school
His head was feeling light -- first time
She seemed much older then,
She had turned 17,
And she knew some older men -- first time
Come said the boy,
Let's go down to the sand.
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
And she said -- well I've been waiting for a long time,
And you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time
To know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me.
Ho, ho, ho.
We've both been waiting for a long time,
We've both changed a lot.
Up-till now it seemed the wrong time --
To know wether to from here or not.
Ohhhhhh...

But come said the boy,
Let's go down on the sand,
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
She said come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see --
COME ON be my MAN for me.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
It was a party night, it was the end of school.
His head was feeling light -- it was the first time.
She seemed much older then, she had turned 17 --
And she knew some older men...
Ohhh the first time.

by Death Menace April 28, 2023

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

That’s what she said

A sexual innuendo to turn things that are innocent into horny jokes.

Guy 1: Just shove it into the hole!
Guy 2: That’s what she said.
Guy 3: Slow down, it’s not gonna fit!
Guy 4: That’s what she said.

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

by persononacouch December 21, 2022

The said

Is the figment of the haters words, that you won't succeed on what you passionate about

Coming from you nigga that's the said

by @Soulless nigga January 3, 2023

Said

Really guys... You just don't like the things I've said! You're trying to use what I've said about the retard against me (I see you Adam Conover) as a way of hoisting me on my own petard! You're doing a GSP VS. BJ PENN! YOU'RE ATTACKING MY STRENGTHS! You're doing a bunch of micro-feints to overload my neuronal-firing! I TAUGHT YOU THAT! (GSP is so cool!) THAT'S why all the "Cowardice" rhetoric! THAT'S why the accusations of "Cheating!" YOU KNOW I pride myself on fearlessness and fair-play!

Hym "Hmm... Ok... So... what beats a GSP? Hmm... SURPRISE MATT SERA ARM BAR! You're locked in! In what way are you locked in? Well... One of the non-negotiables over our interaction will be that Adam Conover will publicly affirm both that I am a real person and that retard is not! That NOTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT RETARD APPLIES TO ME! And IF HE EVER refutes, disputes, rebukes, debunks, or retracts this statement, in public OR in private, ownership of ALL COPYRIGHT REVERTS BACK TO ME IN PERPETUITY, FOR EVERYONE! How long will it take for you to tap!? Gsp taps quick. Do you? Tap or I'll break it. You will admit that YOU JUST DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAID or I will take your souls straight to hell with me. AND THAT IS ONLY 1 OF THE NON-NEGOTIABLES!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023