Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024

Puddle Cuddle

Cuddling in your own cum and piss after sex.

"We puddle cuddled in the bed last night it was a blast!"

by THISIARANDOMCHANNEL March 2, 2024

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.

Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

Gravy Puddle

Adjective; a descriptor of a person(s) beyond saving. The described person(s) have hypothetically "melted" into a puddle of human meat gravy.

My manager Clovis has been consuming a copious amount of Jamaican Beef Patties. So many so that I can see him physically bursting at the seems. He's gravy puddled.

by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026

puddle

to urinate

"i'll be right back, i need to go puddle"

by Dwaff February 3, 2026