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Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.
Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris
by IamNico November 23, 2021
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Cooper Norris

Cooper Norris is one of the most loving and most respectful person on the planet! If you ever come across one !PLEASE! look after him and care for him as he will do the same back:) Cooper is sporty, funny, entertaining, realistic, romantic, loves soccer, if girls love him he'll love back, good looking, good friend, respects his brothers and has fun small parties. please if you see one or know one pls keep him close as a friend or a crushxx
Who's that?... That's Cooper Norris, he's a hottie and loves everyone around him and he is respectful ASF!
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex
by Ya Boi Nate November 23, 2021
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nasty norris

A legend and God among men. He is able to take one thousand men at once all by himself.
by Max Mason June 9, 2023
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Chucking Norris

a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.
They are going for it and chucking norris.

They had no chance but sure chucked norris.
by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023
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Sebastian norris

Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive
by anonymous December 19, 2023
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Chatting Norris

No way he’s 6ft 4 he’s chatting norris
by Norris chatter May 4, 2023
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