Nonce

The meaning of nonce is ur dad

An example would would be You- hi dad how many kids have you got in the back of ur van - ur fat nonce dad oh son only 5

by Killallshitskins12 November 7, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Nonce

Slang for a pedo

Kacie palmer is a nonce

by KacieTheNonce September 9, 2021

nonce

The uk slang for a paedophile or child rapist

That mans deffo a nonce stylll

by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021

Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to minors

That Lewis Myco likes little girls sitting on his face the Nonce

by Bungle Mandem September 13, 2021

Nonce

Prince Andrew

Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.

by NerdofWarcraft September 14, 2021

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021