Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021

Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole

Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.

by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Michigan Pot Hole

The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.

by Keller319 November 5, 2022

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022