Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020