London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019

london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner

girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl

by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019

london

Shes struggling...But shes very indecisive. Shes smart funny and incredibly talented. People think of her as a person that doesn't care for others but she is so much more than what others think.

Have you heard about London? Her and that girl from 3rd period are friends again even

by penelope jr. November 11, 2019

London

That really hot girl in your class. You wish she was your gf.

I wish i could fuck her dude. Her name is London

by Pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilico November 28, 2019

London

She is a amazing friend who is outgoing and will do anything for her bros. She is not afraid to voice her opinion, and will stand up to anyone no matter what. She is smart but swears she’s not. Will cheer you in every situation and her laugh is contagious.

Avery:That guy is annoying me to death

London: I’ll handle it

by Yungnesin December 5, 2019

London bridge

When 2 couples get together and form a sex bridge with a male at the one end a female Doggie style licking the other woman Doggie style while the other male at the other end drills the other woman. Sort of like the Eiffel tower but longer with more Sex going on involving more peeps!

Two couples decided that after a few drinks they would go to the bedroom and form the London bridge!

by Mariospaghetti December 23, 2019

london brianne

Is a nice and sweet person, but can be stubborn sometimes. She is weird and short but everybody loves her. She isn’t thick but boys like her. Especially Mexicans

London Brianne is fire

by Eighty December 27, 2019