Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls

Yuh I have a Jade Kink.

by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020

sky kink

The act of railing in the sky turning you on.
Usually on a plane

“Yo did you hear Jake has a sky kink?”
“Yeah I found that out after I went on a trip with him and his girlfriend last month”

by Bangchans_bestie July 16, 2022

B&E Kink

You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀

Her: I have a B&E kink

Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪

Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**

Her:**Still up studying for an exam**

9-1-1 what's your emergency

by $PayNique15 July 28, 2022

Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Timeshare Kink

Trapping people to force them to listen to you explain all of your other kinks.

Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.

by BarWeaver August 24, 2022

Velo kink

The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.

Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"

by Autistick September 2, 2022

piss kink

idk someone likes pee alot

my gf has a piss kink so she asks me to pee in her alot….

by horn knee 24/7 November 1, 2022