Kevin

A childish boy who has no skill in anything especially with the ladies. A gay hooker who nobody wants to bang. A faggot! A boy with a baby dick. Will most likely become a 40 year old virgin. Has midgets living in his fat rolls. Is fatter than a whale. Sits at home and plays video games all day.

Look at that Kevin over there.
That Kevin looks roomy.
That Kevin just hit on me.

by masterDoubleD May 15, 2009

Kevin

A Douche bag who has a std from being with women that has std's. Kevin is very ugly and sucks dick for free. He fusses with girls and have no life. He likes dick to he even ate his mom out.

KEVIN HAS AN STD

by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017

Kevin

Don't look up your name of fucking urban dictionary for a small confidence boost.

Fuck off, Kevin is gay.

by Kraai_C June 23, 2018

Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.

Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!

by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016

Kevin

Kevin is better then Noah. Kevin has a bigger dick and can get more girls then Noah. Kevin hates Noah because Noah thinks he’s all that

Kevin is better

by He’s ugly November 24, 2018

Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.

Kevin’s a bitch

by T.P.S September 30, 2018

Kevin

Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.

Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.

by Ramen.star March 23, 2019