Jan

Has the biggest cock in the room at all times, Funny, hot, tall, and intelligent. He can't do anything wrong.

I wish Jan was here he is so hot and cool

by Not Chinola April 17, 2024

Jan

A guy who crawls around the streets in a diaper at 4 am after several beers using his mating call to attract hot Czech women

“I hear someone shouting on the street”

“That must be Jan then”

by StenyStew February 10, 2024

Jan Philipp

Its name epitomizes the duality he is. Sweet and sexy, loving and proud, concrete and dreamy. He is the best boyfriend: very caring, communicative, accepting your nuances. His love grows within you slowly but steadily, you’ll fall in love with his unmatched belief in love and his determination in wanting you in his life, breaking down and softening your walls. You feel embraced, literally too, best hugs!

Jan Philipp, let’s go on a date!

by Chili4ever February 24, 2024

Jan

A bully. A man who will treat you like shit but wants to share locations and still text you. A hoe; Good at 8 ball for no reason. A toxic hispanic individual

Don’t be a Jan

by Debdeb36 February 27, 2024

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.

„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“

by DillDough69 June 14, 2022