Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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Jose!! A man you will love regardless of your sexual orientation. If you need anything from him like some dick he always got it. He can pull and put anybody on.
by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023
Get the Jose mug.The best guys you can ever meet. He has his ways and isn't really popular but a lot of people know him. He cares so much just wont show it because he is scared people wont like him. Jose is the best guy you can meet. HE is also very athletic and handsome. Dont give up on "Jose". you will regret it🙂
Girl 1: Bruh i hate Jose
Girl 2: *Punches girl 1*
Girl 2: DONT TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT
Boy 1: Jose is my best friend and hes awesome
Boy 2: YEA!
Girl 2: *Punches girl 1*
Girl 2: DONT TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT
Boy 1: Jose is my best friend and hes awesome
Boy 2: YEA!
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Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
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