Stupid Pink Hoodie

A term used describe someone who made fun of your son for wearing long-john underwear in place of real pants.

DeAndre: "Yo, you're wearing long johns instead of pants?!?"
Max: "Yeah?!? I'm going home."
Max's mom: "Hey DeAndre, take off that Stupid Pink Hoodie!"

by 420goblinmerchant September 14, 2025

Gave her a hoodie

When you lick or suck the hood that covers a girl's clitoris.

I gave her a hoodie I told she couldn't take it anymore and pushed my tongue down on her clit.

by lilmaninthecanoe September 28, 2025

National give your girl your hoodie day

November 3rd give your gf your hoodie.

“heard its national give your girl your hoodie day here you go”

by alyssa goodwin November 1, 2025

you look light in that hoodie

a modern version of "you look light in those loafers" meaning you are feminine.

Hey man "you look light in that hoodie "

by srj629 December 10, 2025

Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.

She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket

by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.

Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025

Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"

Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me

by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025