J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

by St. Patty December 6, 2013

Bean Flickathon

When two or more females have a race who can climax the first, by solely flicking their bean. The winner takes all.

Arabella, Alexa, and I had a bean flickathon last night. Arabella gushed across the room after 5 minutes. She looked like Niagra Falls, but at the end of the day she won

by Arou1 July 1, 2016

tough beans

The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.

You didn't get the cut? Tough Beans, man.

by Kriskirby December 11, 2018

shook beans

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limabean more like shook beans

by mushybanana077 August 5, 2018

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019