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Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married
Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.
by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023
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National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day

October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day
Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?

You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
by Thegreatest1973 October 8, 2023
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not boring friends

by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long
by LeWiisdom November 22, 2021
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friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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