Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

Penis Era

An extended period of time in which you go feral

Leon is in his Penis Era! Ignore him!

by Hank Asmr December 15, 2022

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

penis sauce

ketchup on a penis

"i ate penis sauce last night"

by BoredDiction December 18, 2022

penis

if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.

woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.

by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022