New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.

I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022

New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.

The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.

by Lil_Hawk April 20, 2022

New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit

Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”

by dylanmacaroni December 1, 2020

New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 4, 2020

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020