Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.

Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.

1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.

by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025

Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.

If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.

by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025

walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025