Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.
Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.
During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.
Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.
During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.
Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
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Get the Gutter mug.In order to slam one's nutter into another's gutter; you must first take your significant other's head, and slam it into the base of the penis into their esophagus, during first ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
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In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
by Billy A. Maze February 27, 2020
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In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
by Billy A. Maze February 27, 2020
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