squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018

Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.

"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"

by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Squirrel's Nest

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011