military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.

Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over

She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.

by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021