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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something
Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."
by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025
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Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu
Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?
by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025
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Deep Scratch

The act of scratching your ass crack so deep and and hard you have residue under your finger nails.
Dude, Joeclyn was deep scratching so much in class today.
by Daddy Cuh January 18, 2025
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Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath
I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever
by DumbNFat February 3, 2025
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Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
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Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
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