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Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA
Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.
by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025
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Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.
YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!
by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025
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Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send
Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it
by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025
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Habit Ranch

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.
by California77 November 23, 2021
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Hidden Valley Ranch

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.
by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
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Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024
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