pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

Queefing kyleigh

Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.

There goes a queefing kyleigh, quack quack!

by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

queef deef

when a woman queefs into a mans penis hole and he deefs into her ear

me and lily did a queef deef

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Cali-Queef

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.

Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.

by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022

Cummy Queef

Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.

That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!

Kendra is the cummy queef queen

by Furfox April 29, 2021