MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024

mole hit

A traditional mole hit is when you sprinkle tobbaco on top of the packed bowl of weed before taking a bong hit.

Alternatively you can use mole hit to describe smoking pure tobbaco in any way that is normally reserved for weed, or just for mixing any two substances together.

Bratt: Yo, let's go to my room and take mole hits.
Chuck: What's a mole hit?

by poopscadoopstrikesagain December 26, 2024

Mole

A street dog named Lemon, rescued from a life of deprivation, soon transformed to the life of a diva. This wish was granted by a genie, from her paltry existence to that of a spoilt high end bitch with a particular palate, despite being offered a gourmet selection ton of tapas every evening.

“God Lemon, you are such a Mole”.

“God, you are such a Mole”

by BSNimbin December 28, 2024

Whacka-mole

When you got two girls on their knees and you put your dick in their mouths but switch fast and to avoid them biting your dick off

Me, Kate, and Tiffany played Whacka-mole last night and they bit my dick off!

by HMCode January 11, 2025

Mole

Noun: stands for mediocre old liberal eccentric.

A mole is similar to a t.o.w.l (typical old white liberal). You are a mole when you are an unimpressive old white liberal person looking for political relevance.

by Sexydimma August 29, 2025

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025