Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Mash

To masturbate. It means Smashing without Someone (hence why there is no S).

Man, when I get done with this shift, I’m going to mash when I get home.

by Lil C’s April 14, 2019

Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away

“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside”

by Leevro May 4, 2019

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019

Mash up

Mane. To Fuck that’s it

I look I’m tryna mash up and mash out nothin else labih!

by Tha$lickest April 11, 2018