Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy

Jake the cheat

by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018

Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies

Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there

by Brettt33 July 20, 2019

Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019

The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019

Jake

One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.

Girl 1:Who is that hot boy
Girl 2: That is Jake look at his eyes and smile
Girl 1 Yea

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by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018

Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

Jake

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Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018