The Perfect Guy

The perfect guy is someone who doesn't try to be someone he is not. Who finds the right balance between alone time and quality time with you. A guy who listens to your problems, offers his shoulder for you to cry on and is mostly fair and reasonable even if it might hurt your feelings. Instead of sugar coating everything he will be honest finding the most suitable words. He is good looking, sometimes arrogant but mostly mature and confident. He is charming by the way he looks at you, the way he acts and the way he speaks. His thoughts are inspiring, refreshing and interesting. He will always bring a different perspective to things, mostly completely different than yours but in a good way. He makes you feel safe whenever you need it, but he will also be the one and only person who has the guts to tell you to stop when you're about to cross the line. He's patient and considerate, prioritizes you without acting like a puppy. The perfect guy is someone who can fulfill several roles at once, adding something to your life instead of trying to be the one and only center. He is so perfect that a simple thought of him takes your breathe away.

I never knew what I was looking for until I met him, the perfect guy.

by xoxoserra April 2, 2017

Polo Guy

An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.

Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?

Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.

Also known as an AFC

by themfifties November 3, 2012

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

sweaty guy

A hot and sexy person

Hey there sweaty guy your looking prety sweaty

by fuentesjacob March 1, 2009

Purple Guy

1: The Killer from Five Nights at Freddy's.
He killed kids. I suppose it's better than what a Catholic priest would do...
2: Someone who loves Grape Kool-aid.
3: Any friend who shows murderous thoughts/tendencies.

Guy: Dude, what happened to those five kids?
Dan: I think they got Purple Guy'd

by Captain Titfucker 420 March 31, 2016

valley guy

like a valley girl, but a guy. Usually very attractive and also kind of flighty. Has "slow moments" and is usually white and says worlds such as like, totally and omg.

did you see that valley girl?
no but i saw that valley guy! and he was just like her only a guy

by mr. c town June 14, 2008

ShamWOW Guy

He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!

Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!

If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!

Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS!"
-ShamWOW guy

He's not only a Pitchman,he's a Pimp!

by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009