Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.

I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.

"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz

Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*

by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024