Edge of Doom

It is the act of edging in very dangerous circumstances. Masturbating until the moments before climax at a volcano, on a plane or in your parent's bathroom may be considered the "edge of doom".

My buddy Erik was edging in math class, he was doing the "edge of doom".

by Dapo Elteste November 16, 2023

deja doom

The feeling that this apocalyptic scenario has happened before… and it’s still not any better.

Experiencing deja doom, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that surviving the zombie apocalypse once was impressive, but doing it twice felt like an undead rerun.

by camellia_camellia December 26, 2023

doom pack

doom pack (ericdoa original) is the source of all energy. Its like when you're on Brawlhalla and you’re destroying your counter.

“I’m going to put you in a doom pack.”

by delster November 21, 2023

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

doomed yaoi

when a silly little rascal is incapable of grasping attraction towards the better character

Sheesh, youre so doomed yaoi...

by jackiecore December 11, 2023

bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 4, 2022

Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023